Demotivation Calendar 2026
Inspiration is overrated. The Demotivation Calendar 2026 is the antidote to all those sugary motivational texts you see everywhere. Instead of "You've got this," this year you get a monthly dose of dry truth, pessimistic gems and downright uninteresting wisdom. In other words: a calendar for people who prefer to set the bar low - or are just done with hot air. Not only hilarious, but also surprisingly refreshing.
Why the Demotivation Calendar 2026 is just what you (don't) need
- 😒 12 sarcastic quotes: that will keep your feet on the ground
- 🙃 Anti-inspirational: perfect for cynics, realists and colleagues with self-mockery
- 📅 Functional monthly grid: to make your commitments more bearable anyway
- 🎁 Top gift: for your sarcastic friend, colleague or boss
- 🇬🇧 Language: English - with English quotes and month names
Specifications of the Demotivation Calendar 2026
- Theme: Cynical and sarcastic quotes instead of inspirational tile wisdom
- Type: Wandkalender
- Size: approx. 30 x 30 cm (unfolded 30 x 60 cm)
- Period: 12 months - January to December 2026
- Division: Monthly calendar with date grid
- Weekstart: Zondag
- Taal: Engels
For those who want to start their year sober
Not only a calendar to chuckle at, but also a wonderfully relatable look at life. Therefore this is the choice for those who find inspiration especially irritating. In other words, less floaty, more sarcastic. In short: plan your days without illusions - and with humor.
Order easily at Kalenderwinkel.nl
Why wait? For now, let 2026 fail with flair. In addition, you benefit from fast delivery as well as the option to have this ironic gem wrapped. So: give yourself or someone else the best bad idea of the year.
The advantages of ordering from Kalenderwinkel.nl:
- 🚀 Ordered before 4 p.m. today = same business day shipping*
- 📦 Free shipping: within the Netherlands from €39,-
- 🏠 Pickup possible: in Zeewolde - easy and fast
- 🎁 Get it wrapped: cynicism with gift wrap around it
- 💳 Safe payment: via iDEAL, Klarna, PayPal or credit card
*On business days and while supplies last
🎁 Giving this calendar as a gift?
With our wrapping service you won't give a hope - but a smile. 🎁 Select 'wrapping' at checkout, and we'll make sure you have an ironically stylish presentation.
Delivery
All items in the webshop can be delivered with track&trace code so you can track the shipment. There will be a delivery charge for this when you finalize your order.
Delivery within the Netherlands
prices below
Product | Bezorgen | Free from | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
Verjaardagskalenders | €3.75* | €39 | brievenbus | DHL | yes |
Calendars 2025, puzzles | €4.95* | €39 | package | DHL | yes |
Calendars 2025, puzzles | €7.25* | €100 | package | PostNL | yes |
*The actual shipping costs are automatically calculated in the ordering process.
Shipping costs include VAT
Delivery in Belgium
Product | Verzendkosten | Free from | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | €8.95 | €75 | package | PostNL | yes |
All products | €6.95 | €75 | package | DHL | yes |
Delivery in Germany
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | € 7.95 | package | DHL | yes |
Delivery in France
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | €10.95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Great Britain
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | €11.95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Croatia
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | € 24,95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Switzerland
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | €22.40 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Spain
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | €16.95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Italy
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | € 16,95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Austria
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | €16.95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Ireland
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | €16.95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Portugal
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | € 16,95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Luxembourg
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | €8.95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Norway
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | €22.40 | pakket | UPS | yes |
Delivery in America
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | €29.40 | pakket | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Canada
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | €29.40 | pakket | UPS | yes |
Shipping costs include VAT. For shipments to a country not listed, contact Kalenderwinkel.nl
Order Returns
- Your return can be registered on the return portal.
- Please note; Items can only be returned in original unopened packaging
What is the return period?
It is always possible that upon receiving the item you are still not satisfied with the order. This can have various reasons. Therefore it is no problem to return your order. Please contact us as soon as possible and pack the order the way you received it. You have 30 days to return your order. Returns after 30 days are only possible by arrangement Kalenderwinkel.nl
Return address:
Kalenderwinkel.nl
Landbouwweg 84
3899 BG Zeewolde
Please note; Items can only be returned in original unopened packaging.
How to return a product:
Please contact us via email info@kalenderwinkel.nl. You will then receive a return label from us. It is important to include your order information with your return.
What are the costs of returning
When we have received your return and the items are undamaged, you will receive a refund of the payment previously made to your bank account.