{"product_id":"rumag-scheurkalender-2027","title":"Rumag tear-off calendar 2026","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"35\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4\" data-end=\"33\"\u003eRumag Scheurkalender 2026\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e    \u003cp data-start=\"36\" data-end=\"96\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"36\" data-end=\"94\"\u003e365 days full of hard-hitting, hilarious and honest quotes!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e    \u003cp data-start=\"98\" data-end=\"480\"\u003eWhether you're sitting on the toilet, surviving an awkward family visit or just need a reality check - the Rumag Scheurkalender 2026 is here to make your day just a little less shitty. With 365 cutting, funny and recognizable quotes about wine, mothers-in-law, your annoying ex and life itself, this tear-off calendar will help you get through the chaos every day.\u003c\/p\u003e    \u003cp data-start=\"482\" data-end=\"833\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"482\" data-end=\"534\"\u003eWhy choose the Rumag Scheurkalender 2026?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"534\" data-end=\"537\"\u003e✅  \u003cstrong data-start=\"539\" data-end=\"574\"\u003eEvery day a new Rumag quote\u003c\/strong\u003e - honest, raw and hilarious\u003cbr data-start=\"603\" data-end=\"606\"\u003e✅  \u003cstrong data-start=\"608\" data-end=\"648\"\u003ePerfect for your toilet, desk or kitchen\u003c\/strong\u003e - always good timing for sharp text\u003cbr data-start=\"697\" data-end=\"700\"\u003e✅  \u003cstrong data-start=\"702\" data-end=\"724\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eSize 13 x 18 cm\u003c\/strong\u003e - compact and easy to hang\u003cbr data-start=\"760\" data-end=\"763\"\u003e✅  \u003cstrong data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"787\"\u003eThe ultimate gift\u003c\/strong\u003e - for friends, colleagues or just yourself\u003c\/p\u003e    \u003cp data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"942\"\u003eBecause let's face it: sometimes you just need a rock-solid quote to get you through your day.\u003c\/p\u003e    \u003cp data-start=\"944\" data-end=\"1048\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"949\" data-end=\"1041\"\u003eOrder \u003c\/strong\u003ethe Rumag Scheurkalender 2026 now and start every day with a smile! \u003cbr\u003eOrdered before 4 p.m., delivered the next business day. \u003c\/p\u003e    \u003cp data-start=\"1346\" data-end=\"1517\"\u003eView all our tear calendars \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/kalenderwinkel.nl\/collections\/scheurkalender\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e    \u003ch2\u003eGift tip?\u003c\/h2\u003e    \u003cp\u003eWith the Kalenderwinkel.nl wrapping service you can have your order wrapped in beautiful gift paper.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Comello","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54133851521369,"sku":"27-253515","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0878\/0074\/2233\/files\/comello-rumag-scheurkalender-2027-72937411215705.jpg?v=1775166724","url":"https:\/\/www.shopcalendars.com\/products\/rumag-tear-off-calendar-2026","provider":"Kalenderwinkel.nl","version":"1.0","type":"link"}